metaknighty:

today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant” 

contraception:

sure fire way to make me not read your post

contraception:

sure fire way to make me not read your post

darning-socks:

you learn to take the little victories

the-barghinator:

Fucking hell, it took me a few minutes to realise what the fuck was going on.

the-barghinator:

Fucking hell, it took me a few minutes to realise what the fuck was going on.

blameaspartame:

earl’s purchase

ostracizedpoodle:

no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

some ppls urls r so stupid smh

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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